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If someone would have told me back in the 90s that the way to get Stephen King to finish up the Dark Tower series quickly was to hit him with a minivan, I would have been on my way to Maine to rent a Dodge Caravan before you could say, Bango Skank was here I confess this not to do complaining about the long suffering years waiting on some advancement in the Dark Tower books, but to illustrate how utterly obsessed and frustrated I was with this goddamn series Then King nearly came to the clearing at the end of the path but instead recovered and cranked out three books like they came off an assembly line to finish the whole thing Before that, I had pretty much given up hope on ever getting another book, never mind seeing an end to it, and King wasn t doing much to make me change my mind with no news about him even working on another DT book.And then came the minivan Ka works in mysterious ways Wolves of the Calla had a lot of things to accomplish It needed to get the story rolling again after years of it laying fallow It needed to set up the end run of the series It needed to be a satisfying book aside from moving the overall arc forward And most importantly, it needed to answer the burning question all Dark Tower fans had Whatever happened to Father Callahan fromSalem s Lot Oh, wait I had never asked that question Oh, well I found out anyhow and it turned out to be a pretty good part of the story.Roland and his crew have been moving along the path of the Beam towards the Tower, but they seem to have been in a kind of timeless funk One of the things I love about the series is that the decay of the Tower has caused both time and space in Roland s world to become soft and drift It s also a nice metaphor for the limbo that characters are in between books Just before entering the nastiness of End World, they find Calla Bryn Sturgis, a farming town with a big problem.Almost all the children born in the Calla are twins Every twenty years or so, dozens of creatures the townsfolk call Wolves come on horseback and steal one from each set of twins They take those kids back to Thunderclap, a place the gunslingers have already been warned about, and eventually return them as almost mindless husks who grow to jumbo sizes before dying young Try to fight or hide your kids, and the Wolves kill everyone who resists instead of just taking half the kids The Wolves will arrive in a month, but some in the Calla want to fight back this time if the gunslingers will help Roland s group has other problems too They ve been making dream like excursions to New York in the 1970s and found that the special rose growing in a vacant lot there is in terrible danger The rose is a key manifestation of the Tower in that world Roland is convinced that if the rose is destroyed, the Tower falls in his world, too, and there goes your ballgame for all of existence They have to find a way to get to New York in person and save the rose from those threatening it by protecting the owner of the lot.The gunslingers also meet Callahan, a former Catholic priest last seen in the King verse fighting vampires inSalem s Lot Callahan has an incredible tale to tell of years spent traveling between worlds and being chased by vampires and other nasty agents of the Crimson King before he wound up in Calla Bryn Sturgis Callahan has been hiding an evil object that terrifies him, and he wants Roland to get rid of it by taking it with him when they leaveAnyone reading the series who wants some info about who was chasing Callahan and other bits that come into play here should check out King s Low Men in Yellow Coats story in his Hearts in Atlantis collection If they didn t have enough on their plate, Susannah s previous encounter with a demon has left her a little bit pregnant, and her personality is being taken over by the baby s mother , Mia Pregnant women are known for strange food cravings, but let s just say that Mia s are even worse than usual.I love this book partly because it s the one that got the Dark Tower story back on track and set up everything for the end run to the last book I also love it just because this is Dark Tower at its best for me It s a mash up of westerns, fantasy, horror and sci fi It s like The Magnificent Seven if Yul Brenner and Steve McQueen had to make multi dimensional trips and deal with robots and vampires as well as protect the town with their six guns.Another thing I like about this one is that Eddie, Susannah and Jake are now full fledged gunslingers and not just apprentices, and King expands on exactly what a gunslinger is They re not just killers, although they do that pretty damn well They re also diplomats and protectors of the defenseless It was fun to see Roland s manipulative political side come out when dealing with the Calla folk The pregnancy storyline didn t do much for me in this, but it becomes a key driver of the plot of the next book.All in all, this is one of my favorite of the DT books, and it was King s clear statement that he was done screwing around and ready to finish this mother Too bad it took him nearly getting killed to get it done. First comes smiles, then lies Last is gunfire It was the possibility of darkness that made the day seem so bright Now I think that all of us are born with a hole in our hearts, and we go around looking for the person who can fill it YouEddie, you fill me up Some amazing quotes from this book.I loved loved LOVED this book After Wizard and Glass broke my heart in a million pieces, I felt that the next book would have a hard job living up to its predecessor After a slow start I found myself addicted to finding out what happens in the farming village of Calla Bryn Sturgis What made it even tantalising was meeting our beloved Father Callahan from Salem s Lot Finding out what happened to Father Callahan after he left Maine was such a treat I love how King crosses over so many different worlds and books, and allows you to reacquaint yourself with characters you thought you d never meet again Susannah s pregnancy is another storyline that kept me captivated I never thought I d become so emotionally invested in the members of the ka tet but as I near the end I can feel myself growing and attached with each page Knowing King, there will be heartbreak and tears in the last two books The Wolves themselves kept me interested, and the mystery surrounding their mission to take one child from each pair of the town s twins and then return them a number of months later roont I also loved how King decided to keep the ka tet in one location for the majority of this novel apart from their todash ing and that is something I enjoyed because it felt like there was a lot of character building and we even got to know some of the residents of this town Now onto the next book in the series Only two left and I m devastated And the tower is closer It is as though Stephen King 1 Took me out to an arid, deserted sepia toned no place2 Lit a sputtering campfire that quickly faded to embers3 Handcuffed me4 Sat me down Indian style across from him5 Proceeded to narrate to me in a hoarse, bored drawl over a series of three to four weeks the world s longest, most uninteresting story while my head lolled back, my lips grew dry with thirst, and my bum achedIf this book had been written by any writer other than Stephen King, it would never have been published I firmly believe that an editor, or any discerning eye, never even glanced at this book.I will say that the only redeeming storyline in this entire book is Don Pere Callahan s tale In it, King writes some surprisingly beautiful prose Callahan s tale which is interspersed throughout the main storyline moves in a pace that a story like this should move like hurried steps on a Manhattan sidewalk, like a nervous glance backward as though someone might be following you Because guess what Someone is following you me, the reader And if I m following your little ka tet through the boring, desolate redneck wonderland of the Calla for 925 freakin pages you better move However, how much does Callahan s story actually move the plot Very little It seems to serve two purposes to reinforce coincidence as ka, and as an example of the quality of writing of which King is capable, but which you, reader, are being denied throughout the rest of the narrative Besides the sheer grueling pace of this beast, I had a couple of serious problems with this particular book in the Dark Tower Series 1 Speech Mannerisms The language of the Calla is annoying When Roland s ka tet continue to use these annoying speech mannerisms in their own palaver it comes off as completely ridiculous Not to mention exhausting for the reader.2 Repetition Certain tropes Nineteen, for example are repeated too often It is bad writing, simply put While I do not yet understand the significance of Nineteen, it has been implied that it is significant So, so significant Yawn.3 Mia Susannah already has three personalities Giving her another one is simply a rehashing and reheating of King s own once interesting characterizations So, if the pace is slow, the plot overdrawn, surely in 925 pages there is room for some serious character development, right Wrong Besides Jake Chambers doing a little coming of age, the rest of the characters remain stagnant throughout the narrative to the point where they seem like thoughtless renditions of themselves Even Mia a brand new personality is derivative of Susannah s older personalities and is largely uninteresting.I will also say that I find the subplot of the Callahan s meta fiction interesting I find it easy to believe that a quest that traverses time place universes, can surely traverse the border between reality and fiction This development of a fiction bridging reality could be spectacular if done correctly Or it could fall off, and go nowhere I cannot say I have faith for the former My enjoyment of Callahan s tale is the only reason I gave this book than one star That said I won t give up now Not with thousands of pages of this series already read I mean, I have to get to that Tower But, God, God God I want to give up God, this Wolves of The Calla book was long I felt like I was reading it for nineteen years. The 2011 re read Roland and his ka tet of gunslingers ride into Calla Bryn Sturgis, a town with a problem Once every generation, a gang of marauders called The Wolves ride out of Thunderclap and steal half of the town s children The ones that return come back roont, or brain damaged Can Roland and the others stop the Wolves before Susan gives birth to the demon in her womb It was a long wait between Wizard and Glass and Wolves of the Calla Was it worth it Well, does a horse piss where it pleases The main story of Wolves of the Calla is right out of The Magnificent Seven or Seven Samurai The gunslingers ride into town, prepare the town, and settle the bad guys hash The secondary stories, of which there are several, are what make the book You ve got Father Callahan from Jake, Eddie, and Susannah s world and his fearsome burden, Black Thirteen You ve got someone in town helping the Wolves You ve got Roland and his arthritis You ve got Calvin Tower and the vacant lot containing the Rose And most of all, you have Susannah s disturbing pregnancy.The gang going todash was one of the interesting parts of the book and something I d forgotten about in the years since I read this book the first time I devoured the book in a day and a half when it first came out so I must not have savored it There were so many wrinkles to the story that I d forgotten.I love how the Man in Black doubled back and met Callahan at the Way Station while Roland and Jake were on in trail in The Gunslinger In the revised edition of The Gunslinger, Roland contemplates putting his quest on hold for a few years and training Jake so he d have another Gunslinger with him Would they have met Callahan if they d let the Man in Black get away TantalizingPeople say that the long flashback in Wizard and Glass fleshed out Roland s personality I d say watching Roland interact with the people of Calla Bryn Sturgis in this book went a lot farther in showing what kind of man Roland was before the world moved on.I can t really say much for fear of giving too many things away to people who have never read it If you like the Dark Tower, this one is probably in the top three books of the series.The 2019 re read I ve been meaning to re read books 5 7 of the Dark Tower for a few years now When my wife and I found out we were having a chap, I put it on my 2019 reading goals and here we are My original intention was to read all three before little Miles tears my wife s loins in two but I m not sure how motivated I am to do that.The story itself, the ka tet defending a village from mysterious raiders who steal one of each pair of twins in the village every generation or so, is as compelling now as when I read it hot off the presses As with the 2011 reread, I d forgotten quite a bit about this book.It s probably because this is my third go round but the things that irk me are a lot apparent than in previous reads This book could easily be at least 100 pages shorter Wolves of the Calla suffers from a case of King Bloat in the middle There s so much talking when the ka tet could be going to New York to save the Rose I know time flows one and a half times as fast on the New York side of things and Balazar s goons are putting the squeeze on Calvin Tower but let s stay up all night and listen to Pere Callahan s story some The Calla speak gets really painful after a while.Now that the gripes are out of the way, I still dug this book and The Dark Tower as a whole The todash concept is great and Stephen King knows how to ratchet up the suspense when he needs to Parts of it were still surprising, even though I ve trod this path twice before The final battle with the Wolves was some tense shit, even though I knew the ka tet would survive, I couldn t remember which of the townsfolk died.While a bit of the shine has worn off this penny, I still enjoyed Wolves of the Call quite a bit 4 out of 5 stars. This book took me the longest to get through of the dark tower series, but I blame that on school than the book itself I found this book to be fascinating, and so important to the connection of all the worlds and universes surrounding the dark tower It s funny though, the conflict stated in the title of the book acted as a clock than an actual tense moment It was a side quest you knew they were going to win so there wasn t much stress or tension The real important parts of the story came from the interactions with the calla folk, the hidden object I won t mention because spoiler, and the todash journeys.Im incredibly excited to complete the 6th and 7th books Commela Come Come Our journey has left so many behind We have been attacked, beaten, and threatened Yet, we persevere Onward wayward travelers Let us continue on our quest to the Dark Tower Let us travel safely along the Path of the BeamOur band of crazy MahFahs, led by the craziest MahFah yeh ve ever encountered Yours Truly has seen and done much I even let Jeff out of his prison luxiourous bedroom at my home to join us in this read I did keep him on a leash he s not to be trusted.Back to the review Roland and his Tet are on the Path of the Beam in search of the Dark Tower After surviving the Starkblast and hearing another story from Roland s past the gang is ready to move forward But they re being watched by the folken of the Calla Which Calla Calla Bryn Sturgis.As much as Roland s Tet would love to take a different route, Roland explains to them why they can t The duty of the gunslinger is to stand for those who cannot Stand and be true, aye He says true What they find in the Calla is horrifying Wolves come on horseback once every 26 years to take one from every set of twins In our world that might not be so bad but in the Calla twins are as common as Canadian pennies in a handful of change What s worse than that The wolves send them back once they re done with them and that twin is forever ROONT a drooling buffoon capable of mostly just grunts and giggles.One of my favorite characters became a favorite because of this book Pere Callahan His story in Salem s Lot was not finished It is continued here in the Calla Calla Callahan But will the other folken listen to his pleas Can they be convinced that now is the time to stop the wolves Will Jeff ever get out of my basement for good This story is laid out beautifully You are getting just enough information to keep turning those pages You re being teased with information Your leaders are whispering and even you don t know what they re saying There s robots, twins, taters and gravy, time travel and talking caves YERBUGGER.Wolves of the Calla is a great read and is filled with a language that is sure to make any buddy read interesting I just can t wait to continue this journey with my Ka Tet. |Free Pdf ☢ Wolves of the Calla ⚆ Roland Deschain And His Ka Tet Are Bearing Southeast Through The Forests Of Mid World On Their Quest For The Dark Tower Their Path Takes Them To The Outskirts Of Calla Bryn Sturgis But Beyond The Tranquil Farm Town, The Ground Rises To The Hulking Darkness Of Thunderclap, The Source Of A Terrible Affliction That Is Stealing The Town S Soul The Wolves Of Thunderclap And Their Unspeakable Depredation Are Coming To Resist Them Is To Risk All, But These Are Odds The Gunslingers Are Used To Their Guns, However, Will Not Be EnoughSet In A World Of Extraordinary Circumstances, Filled With Stunning Visual Imagery And Unforgettable Characters, The Dark Tower Series Is Unlike Anything You Have Ever Read Here Is The Fifth Installment May it do ya fine. This book did me real fine Say thank ya.I must be picking up the language from Calla Bryn Sturgis Mid World because it seems lately, I ve been saying the speech of the people I almost said, Thankee sai as I was handed my receipt today at the grocery store Say thankee I didn t Anyways, I ll stop being silly The grocery store thing is true, however What a fan freaking tastic book I really enjoyed the town of Calla Bryn Sturgis, the people, and I LOVED the way they spoke The story in this volume was just about as great as The Waste Lands.ahemmy favorite installment so far So, I put this tied with The Drawing of the Three as my second favorite installment Things were kind of mysterious in some parts, such as who was the snitch, and who or what were the wolves The end with the Salem s Lot mention was also pretty brilliant Father Callahan s part in the quest for the Dark Tower, the voices at the bottom of the cave, and just all of the connections to the number 19, Calvin Tower, the bookstore, etc.just brilliant.King has such a creative mind, and I think this book completely made up for Wizard and Glass for me Thanks King for delivering a solid book again It was real trig Say thank ya. I won t be surprised if Calla Bryn Sturgis Mid World speech is here to stay in my English speech. A prequel to a sequel or a sequel to a prequel of a previous Dark Tower review.Both women s hands moved like a blur as they obliterated their targets moving and stationary Their pistols were still smoking as they were returned them to their holsters Well met, said the fat rancher, as he moved towards the taller of the two women, and mighty impressive Thankee, Sai , said the taller of the two blonde katet members and by her calm and authoritative bearing, obviously the group s dinh I m known as Quick Draw and this here , indicating her straight shooting partner, is the Rootin Tootin Pistol Packin one Her name used to be longer, but folks got confused, so we narrowed it I reckon if yer willin , we could use yer help against them evil clowns, who ve been rustlin our kittens and turnin em into six legged muties that are lazy and can t bathe themselves Jenkies As gunslingers in the Eld tradition, we d gladly be of service to ya The rancher eyed the snoring lump, sleeping face down in the dirt If it do ya, can I see the big cully do some shootin He s a decent shot when he s sober Quick Draw s voice trailed off.Rootin Tootin nudged the slumbering figure with her boot, softly at first, but when that didn t have any effect, she kicked him much harder N O O M that spells moon backwards , blubbered the hulking figure as he scrambled to his feet What in tarnation is he goin on bout Is he one of them roont galoots Probably not, sai, he s sleepin off a two day drunk Or a devil grass bender We ain t entirely sure She turned toward the blinking, half asleep man and said, Kindly, do some shootin for us, Jumpin There s a cactus over yonder you can shoot and remember the face of yer father Yer confusin me My daddy could ha been the stableman or the deputy or a stuffy guy More than likely the town idjit , muttered Pistol Packin Jes pick a cactus and shoot Jumpin shakily raised his pistol and let loose a shot The shot missed the cactus by a wide margin, ricocheted off a nearby boulder and lodged itself in the fat rancher s left buttock I cry your pardon, blurted the shooter.As the group behind the rancher started muttering angrily, the two blondes hurriedly grabbed the big man set him on his horse and galloped quickly away ignoring the furious shouts from behind them Ka came out like a belch from Jumpin I ll give ya yer fill of ka later, shouted Quick Draw. And so it was, three and a half years ago, that I stopped reading Stephen King altogether Having begun him at age 12, and having read every single book up to that point, by my mid twenties I was definitely reading his new stuff out of habit alone But I was still looking forward to finishing the Dark Tower series.And I never did Because I read this book, which contains filler than I thought you could put in 700 pages, and which confirmed that King had disappeared so far up his own ass that he had to connect everything he d written in the previous 30 years to this magical world that became less and less interesting every time he expanded it.Thus I moved on with my life.